Suburban Mum on a Mission
Monday, 17 September 2012
BEANS ON TOAST
one slice of Warburtons seeded batch is 137
A smidge of olive spread is about 30 cals (a seriously thin spreading here)
Pretty filling meal = 331
Friday, 7 September 2012
No Boossh
http://www.bodychef.com/Articles/100-snacks-under-100-calories
So far I have had an apple and a cup of tea, it's 2pm and I am ok. But (and that's a big BUTT) we did a Lidl shop - first time there - and bought loads of crazy non-brand food and knowing it's there is making me want to snack and try it all. Fake twix, fake bounty's, fake mentos...this is gonna be a fun weekend!
PS. The list says a whole jar of gherkins is only 30 calories, so if you get starving - head to the pickles!
1/2 a tin
For lunch I am gonna have half a tin of this soup, it's pretty chunky and tastes quite nice. 105 calories for half a tin is good!
Wednesday, 5 September 2012
Mint Choc Shake
So I tried freezing the mint choc shake to make an ice-cream, but it just made me taste it too much, the shakes should be drunk - and fast! This would have probably been a lovely milkshake, but the salty metallic after-taste was ruining it for me.

Monday, 3 September 2012
No dinner
It's probably really bad, but I couldn't be bothered to eat/make dinner. I am hungry I just feel rough too, so couldn't face another Boossh. I didn't do pilates either - I had a nap...! This has to be the worst diet blog ever.. Oh yeah and I weighed myself and I have put on 3lbs. Waah!
Tonights mantra; tomorrow is a new day (kids go back to school, so here's hoping I can get a workout in...preferably one in which I lose half a stone).
Wild berry Review
This was really nice, tasted a bit like those fruitella sweets or a nice blackcurrant ice-cream. I think I prefer this to the banana milkshake. I whisked it in a bowl which seemed to increase the volume a bit and made it creamier. I will definitely do this in future.
7pm and it's meal 2
I am trying a wild berry buzz milkshake made with skimmed milk for tea, this was 230 calories. So after this I will have eaten 365 calories.
Ooopsy

I have been super negligent on the HIT exercise front, I tried on Friday and couldn't finish 20 seconds on my second run. I should try again today but I am knackered off hen - we did a burlesque class and went out dancing all evening so I feel I have done something. Going to do a pilates DVD when the kids have finished their Mr.Bean film instead. I just fancy something gentle and stretchy to get me feeling human again.
Breakfast sans Champignons
This really hit the spot, it was like eating fried rice - so carbs! Just what I wanted, would buy loads of these next time. Hub-to-be took one to work with him too, so I will post what he thought of it - his first try of the sachets.This was really filling compare to some of the other meals - it is tied favourite between this and the korma so far.
I know, I know! We don't need vitamins with these meals, but I am sure my very hungover body could use a boost!
135 calories. Mint!
Urg... Messy
Well it's back on the diet (and the wagon) today and I am starving - as usual, but it's 1pm and I haven't eaten yet. Think I might have a meal pack. Don't fancy a milkshake. Day 2 of hangover I think, coz I still feel rough..what a wimp!
Friday, 31 August 2012
Beef Curry
UPDATE: I didn't fancy the curry wrap sandwich once the morning came (it looked so good when I was hungry in the shop), so I had a ham and cheese toastie.. mmmm.
Narnar milkshake
The milkshakes are delicious - super sweet, they taste like melted ice-cream. This is right up my street, I love milkshakes made with ice-cream or fro-yo. Today I am having the banana one, it's lush, but 200mls of milk makes a tiny glass, I top mine up with some water so that I feel like I am getting more.
Again a milkshake doesn't feel like a meal.
This was 230 cals with the milk, added to the 141 from this morning and I've had 371 cals so far.
Breakfast
Not a fan.
It was 141 calories.
Thursday, 30 August 2012
Day Off

Wednesday, 29 August 2012
Yummy
I know right, it looks like a bowl of cat sick.. but actually this was really tasty. I didn't order many of the meals really as I thought shakes would be more successful but wow this was lush. I just needed two sachets on top of a bowl of fried rice and I would be away. But I don't feel absolutely desperately hungry, I think because I know I can have whatever I want tomorrow. The 'real' Boossh diet consists of one more sachet and evening meal and snacks so I think you could survive on it, but I am looking for a long-term thing, which after today I am sure I could do. Also the cost of Boossh-ing would be pretty high if I was following the full plan, not something I can justify when I need to spend loads on getting married in ...52 days!! Jeez.
It has mushrooms in it
Horrid little buggers, but I am going to eat it whole - as opposed to picking them out with tweezers. I really am hungry.
My dinner
Decided on a chicken Korma. It's 141 calories and I only had 114 left if I was sticking religiously to 500 calories so I am 27 calories over. I will spank myself profusely - as punishment, but also as self-spanking is a great calorie burner.
Silly Billy's
I have to say this is a little silly, when I placed my order Boossh automatically added a shaker to my shopping cart but when my order arrived it wasn't there. My packing slip had the above note. (Shaker Pink - free > not available with Groupon Offer).
I don't need the shaker - I can whisk! BUT, if I was a new company I would treat all customers equally - even those who used a discount site as I'd want to have return custom. One way to get return custom is for your customers to be reminded about you - what better way than having a branded product of yours in their home?
Weight
More than weight I am interested in achieving a flatter stomach, which is out of proportion with my frame at the moment. I had both of my children by c-section and still feel really weak in my stomach muscles. Pilates is helping a lot and the other day I managed to hold a full side plank - which was hard!
Coffee time

So I had a Frappuccino Fix shake for lunch, which was really nice. I am addicted to those Mocha Cookie Crumble fraps from Starbucks and this was sweet and creamy so would hit the spot when I was craving those. It's twenty minutes since I drank it and I was really hungry before and I am still a bit peckish now. I'd be eating my tea now with my kids usually and cooking for them really whet my appetite.

My coffee was made with skimmed milk which made it 230 cals. I had 344 left over from the chicken soup, so now I have 114 calories left..might have to go 30 over to eat another sachet. Suppose that's ok if 500-550 approx cals is my daily limit, then I can have milk on my 'fast days' too. As what is a shake without milk my friend? Not a great shake at all.
Smells good
OK so I've tasted it and it's not dreadful. I am not about to say it's as nice as a tin of Baxters chicken but it's definitely edible. Tastes a bit like a dissolved OXO cube in water but with a herby after-taste. It has no bits in like cup-a-soups.
Update: I found it nicer once I'd added a bit more hot water - was a tad strong. Also make sure you smooth out all of the lumps as they are nasty. I felt quite satisfied after this, I made it with boiling water so took little sips as it was cooling I think taking my time over it made it more filling.
Ok here goes nothing
The soup is not suitable for vegetarians and has 156 calories.
That leaves me with 344cals left today.
Tuesday, 28 August 2012
Diet starts tomorrow... no, really

Monday, 27 August 2012
Pills
These are the pills I am taking to try and reduce my jawline breakouts. Evening primrose with cod liver oil, as I can't stand fish, and some other vitamins that boost energy. I will only take these on my 'eat' days as Boossh are vitamin balanced meal replacements. I am good and swallowing pretty big pills - which these are - my only issue so far have been a few fishy tasting burps. Catfood breath!
Hurting all over
Well those tiny runs didn't feel like much yesterday but today I feel like I've fallen down the stairs or something! Really do feel as if I spent a hard hour at the gym. Must be doing something good then...
Daily Fail
(http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1230347/Feast-famine-The-diet-wont-just-help-lose-weight-youll-live-longer-brainier.html)
With a super creepy mocked up picture of a Janet Jackson alike with some food.

Sunday, 26 August 2012
The snack bars are an alternative for the fairly easy to prepare daily snack suggestions but as I am not following the Boossh diet as recommended I don't really need them.
Really looking forward to trying the shakes:

Thought I would try one of everything they sell* and rate them on here. Hopefully I will have recieved them by this week and I can get cracking on my diet.
N.B. The reason I am not starting my diet tomorrow (Monday) is that it's my sons 7th birthday so cake is a must AND because I cannot be bothered to calorie count - that's why I am using Boossh.
*Apart from their mushroom soup, I hate (to a phobic level) mushrooms. Although I did order a packet for Hub-to-be to try and I will record what he thought about it.
That was actually...fun!
Hormonal spots
So I looked at a facial mapping site and apparently these jawline pimples I get are hormonal. I know evening primrose is supposed to balance hormones so I am giving them a go. Let's see if they work.
If Michael Mosley jumped off a bridge...
See an article on it here:
(http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-17177251)
So warm up, go all out for 20 seconds, catch your breath, another hellish 20 seconds, calm yourself again, a final 20 seconds and cool down and you are done. Do this three times a week. You can do this cycling or running. I am just gonna incorporate it as part of my dog walk, might look a bit mental but so would going to the gym for a seven minute workout! Read the article for the health benefits and reviews at the bottom xx
Alternate Day Fasting..only kinda not
Dumbells

(http://www.amazon.com/Danskin-DA-2709R-Waist-Trimmer-Belt/dp/B000VRML2W)
It's a waist trimmer belt that you use whilst exercising to help trim your waist - self explanatory really. I wore it to do pilates and to sleep last night. I am hoping it has a corset effect!
The reviews for this product are pretty amazing - loosing a waist inch in a week and so forth. Definitely worth the fiver I paid for it in TK Maxx.
Erin O'Brien
(http://www.amazon.co.uk/Postnatal-Rescue-DVD-James-Denton/dp/B000PMFO0Y/ref=sr_1_3?s=dvd&ie=UTF8&qid=1345978129&sr=1-3)
Alternate day Diet
Rules
On my 500 calorie days I am going to use meal replacements from a company called Boossh.

Alongside this diet I will be doing HIT training. This is where you warm up then run or cycle for 20 seconds, get your breath back, do another 20 seconds and repeat one more time. This adds up to 1 minute of intense exercise you need to do this three times a week adding up to three minutes. I can do that!
I will also be doing at least 15 mins pilates a day to target my gut - well I am a mum!! - and will be wearing a waist cinching band.
Update: such a slacker, now changing my calories intake on fast days to 550 so that I can make my shakes with skimmed milk instead of water - at this rate I will be eating fish and chips on fast days too!
Anticipating weight loss
So my plan is, I am going to try Alternate day fasting as detailed in this YouTube video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9MmjbTwS58), basically eating normally one day and eating 500 calories the next. I thought these BOOSSH meals would make this a whole lot simpler on the 'fast' days as the packets are already calorie counted.
The deal voucher doesn't start until tomorrow night so I cannot order until then, but I have registered with the site and decided what I am going to order:
Here's a copy of my cart.
Strawberry Shake | 1.65 | 0 | 1 | 1.65 | |
Chocolate Deluxe | 1.65 | 0 | 2 | 3.30 | |
Bananarama | 1.65 | 0 | 1 | 1.65 | |
Lemon Meringue | 1.65 | 0 | 2 | 3.30 | |
Mango | 1.65 | 0 | 1 | 1.65 | |
Vanilla | 1.65 | 0 | 2 | 3.30 | |
Frappuccino | 1.65 | 0 | 3 | 4.95 | |
Berry Buzz | 1.65 | 0 | 2 | 3.30 | |
Cookie Dough | 1.65 | 0 | 1 | 1.65 | |
Manderin Orange | 1.65 | 0 | 2 | 3.30 | |
Chocolate Mint | 1.65 | 0 | 2 | 3.30 | |
Chicken Soup | 1.65 | 0 | 3 | 4.95 | |
Mushroom Soup | 1.65 | 0 | 1 | 1.65 | |
Chicken & Veg Pasta | 1.65 | 0 | 4 | 6.60 | |
Vegetable Tikka (V) | 1.65 | 0 | 3 | 4.95 | |
Vegetable Korma (V) | 1.65 | 0 | 4 | 6.60 | |
Vegetable Beef Stroganoff (V) | 1.65 | 0 | 3 | 4.95 | |
Vegetable Beef Curry (V) | 1.65 | 0 | 4 | 6.60 | |
Vegetable Thai Chicken (V) | 1.65 | 0 | 5 | 8.25 | |
Pasta Bolognese (V) | 1.65 | 0 | 3 | 4.95 | |
Sweetened Porridge (V) | 1.65 | 0 | 2 | 3.30 | |
Chocolate Chip Pudding (V) | 1.65 | 0 | 2 | 3.30 | |
Rice Pudding & Apple (V) | 1.65 | 0 | 3 | 4.95 | |
Chocolate & Caramel Deluxe Bar (V) | 1.99 | 20 | 5 | 9.95 | |
Shaker Pink (FREE) |